HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks.

Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them. "Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?" This caused a cheer. "Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.

If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.