It's not lying when you do it to officers!

You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs.

Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom.

I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.

Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.