It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot!

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'

I would like permission to fetch a note from my mother, sir' Ridcully sighed. 'Rincewind, you once informed me, to my everlasting puzzlement, that you never knew your mother because she ran away before you were born. Distinctly remember writing it down in my diary. Would you like another try?' 'Permission to go and find my mother?'

Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl.

When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.