It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot!

They think written words are even more powerful,’ whispered the toad. ‘They think all writing is magic. Words worry them. See their swords? They glow blue in the presence of lawyers.

Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder.

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there.