Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot feets?

They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.

I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.