The universe was bad enough without people poking it.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.

People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.

But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’t say yes please, I’ll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d´hôte or nothing, otherwise…well, it would be silly.

I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.