Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.
They obeyed, as wise men do when a woman puts her foot down . . .
There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.
...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.
Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they controlled you. But if you studied them, if you found out about them... you could use them, you could change them.