Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.
I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.
That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people.
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.