You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most stupid Creator would go to the trouble of making the human head carry around several pounds of unnecessary gray goo if its only real purpose was, for example, to serve as a delicacy for certain remote tribesmen in unexplored valleys.