Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.

It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.

The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.