When in doubt, choose to live.

The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.

I'd like to walk on the moon (and return).

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

I think I work much harder on the children's books. I suppose I enjoy that. I find it interesting that although there are more than 30 books in the Discworld series, it is the four that were written for children which have won the awards. I've never been quite certain why this is.

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.