We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.

I would advise budding writers some other kind of job, unless they think they're very, very lucky.

Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.