People who are successful should never forget that its 90 per cent luck. Youve got to be an eejit to be an egomaniac. I had my glory years - Blankety Blank, the talk show, when I was winning every award going.
Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? ... Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals.
Don't start drinking before the fifth song.
There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.
Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge.
Jamie Oliver's lunch is soup, half a papaya with lime, ciabatta with mozzarella and prosciutto. The dear boy is not sharing the same planet as the rest of us. Is this lunacy supposed to be a practical suggestion for a harassed housewife trying to drag her children off to school?