The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.