So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.