I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music

You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician