My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.