My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion