My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

One of the interesting things here is that the people who should be shaping the future are politicians. But the political framework itself is so dead and closed that people look to other sources, like artists, because art and music allow people a certain freedom.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!