i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.