i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.

We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one of us, and it's the time we're listening to the most hokey shite on the radio and watching vacuous bullshit celebrities being vacuous bullshit celebrities and desperately trying to forget about everything. Which is fine, you know, but personally speaking, I can't do that.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.