I became a vegan because I'm better than you

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.