I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.