I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!