I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.