Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.