Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.
At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
you have not been / paying attention
This was something that was obsessing me and creating a writer's block. To get involved and get stuck in, get the proper information about what's going on has really helped.
I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.