Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.