Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.