And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.

Immerse your soul in love.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.