I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...