I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours