I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.