I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

What happens a lot with songwriting is that a melody or rhythm or something stays with you like catching a cold. And during that time what happens is that I can then fit things on to it, it all fits and glues together. Sometimes it's crazy cos it can almost be anything. But if you catch the cold then the nonsense makes sense. It's like you're getting beamed it, like with a ouija board and something's pushing your hand. It's not a pleasant experience necessarily.

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.