I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.