I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.