I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.