I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

The people in charge, globally, are maniacs. They are maniacs, and unless we do something about it these people are going to deprive us of a future.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks