I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all. And there is a fat man who wants to kill you.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts