Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
Thom YorkeBulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
Thom YorkeI sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
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