I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

Cigarrettes make you look cool

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

I became a vegan because I'm better than you

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.