It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.