Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.