Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.