Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.