Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

What the hell am I doing here?