My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

We didn't start out to make a protest record at all. That would have been too shallow. As usual, it was simply a case of absorbing what's going on around us.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.