I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke

Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.