Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

I think no artist can claim to have any access to the truth, or an authentic version of an event. But obviously they have slightly better means at their disposal because they have their art to energize whatever it is they're trying to write about. They have music.