Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.