My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.