OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.