OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*