I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming has begun. We're in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history.