In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.