If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.
I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.