You can't make an egg without frying an egg

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god