You can't make an egg without frying an egg

My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.

I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).