Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

You are my centre when I spin away.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face