Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.