Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.

Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.