Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.