Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.