Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.

I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.