My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.