My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming has begun. We're in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history.

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.