Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!