Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!