Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*