To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.