To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

You are my centre when I spin away.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all. And there is a fat man who wants to kill you.