To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.