Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.

Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I wrote a lot of stuff quickly: pages and pages of notes that seemed pretty incoherent at first. Most of it was taken from the radio because -suddenly being a parent- I'd be confronted by the radio giving a news report every hour of the day.