Being in a band turns you into a child and keeps you there.

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?

I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.