If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.

The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.