If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music