If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours