One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.